June 2010
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Don’t tell me that the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon…
– Brandt Paul
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Random thoughts while I'm actually sleeping..
AAAUUUGGGHHH!! MY PILLOW IS TRYING TO EAT ME!!
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Random thoughts while I'm supposed to be...
I wonder if that Zelda game will be any good?
Did I take off my glasses? Yes I did..
Zzzzzzzzzzz..
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Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
– I thought Dr. Seuss, but apparently Anonymous..
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No man dies for what he knows to be true. Men die for what they want to be true,...
– Oscar Wilde
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We didn’t quite anticipate.. but we’ve put a lot of work now...
– John Rubinstein as Herb Lewisohn in Skokie (1981)
Toilet humor is not for the faint of heart..
All day yesterday until I got off of work a couple of hours ago, I’ve been in a bad mood. Pissy customers, endless delays and to top it all off, it’s supposed to be my day off. So when I got home I thought a little reading would be nice, and what a better place to read How to Make Webcomics than on the crapper?
I sat and read the entire chapter on writing and found very useful tidbits...
Maybe you don't know how to GIVE a compliment..
A waitress from one of the local casinos came into the gas station today. Trailing after her was one of those guys who doesn’t know how to take a hint. You know the guy. The one who believes that maybe, just maybe if he keeps talking she’ll give him her number.
I get her rung up as quickly as possible to give her some time to walk across the parking lot before Yappy goes after her....