May 2012
10 posts
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
—Oscar Wilde
April 2012
13 posts
March 2012
4 posts
WoeIsMe: Tumblr. →
thebadwulf.tumblr.com
So I wanted to create a new tumblr account.
I wanted to have my main blog to be the art one and the secondary tumblr (if any) to be something like this one. The opposite of here essentially.
But tumblr is royally pissing me off right at this moment since it is not letting me use my gmail…
why bother starting a new one? Just start adding art to this one. No need to wipe the slate clean, no need to change any habits, just add art. Not sure what the problem is.
February 2012
4 posts
If You Dated Charlie Brown: A Love Story
If you dated Charlie Brown, he’d probably be much less miserable.
Whenever someone pulled the football away or if he lost his kite in a tree,
you’d be there giving somebody a black eye or help him to fly.
If you dated Batman, he wouldn’t be such a gloomy soul.
For waiting for him back at the Batcave, you’d be with a warm meal and a foot massage.
Whenever things got too tough you’d be at his side scaling rooftops and doing good.
If you dated Superman, he’d never have lost his red tights in the wash.
If you dated Spider-Man, he wouldn’t need to crack wise in alley ways
in order to keep people at a distance.
And he certainly wouldn’t have sold you to the devil to save his aunt.
She’d have understood.
If you dated Captain America, he’d have a harder time choosing his country over you.
When they thawed him out he would have beaten up ten Nick Furies just to find your octogenarian face.
When he found you, you’d still be beautiful.
If you dated Popeye, he could be truly happy since you wouldn’t drop him at the sight of a large bicep.
Olive Oyl would also be happy, having gotten what she truly wanted: to be single.
Bluto would be sad because his large biceps would have no effect.
If you dated the Incredible Hulk, he would have no thought of SMASHING.
If you dated Wolverine, walls would go unscathed.
Cigars would go unchomped.
Bubs would go unbubbed.
If you dated Indiana Jones, you’d both go on adventures together.
Speilberg would’ve had to find his own damn wife.
And Shia LaBeouf would’ve never been born.
So many people except for Bluto would’ve been happier had you dated anybody else but me.
I almost feel selfish wanting to keep you all to myself.
Who do you want to date?
Score!
January 2012
9 posts
TheBookofBatman: I will not leave you as orphans; I will come to you. (Batman 14:18)
sameapartment.com goes dark for SOPA Protests..
That’s right guys, I brought http://sameapartment.com back from the dead, just to protest this thing. That’s what I think about it. Go to the site, and it’ll link to where you can contact your congressman or woman. Takes five minutes guys, doo eet!
Twelve Things You Were Not Taught About Creative Thinking In School →
creativitypost.com
Some inspiration to get y’all pumped up for the week!
An excellent breakdown. The most important, in my opinion, is “creativity is WORK.”
How about Twelve Things I WISH They Taught us in School
Play
December 2011
2 posts
I’m telling you, the world isn’t supposed to end next year. It won’t end for billions of years, when the sun expands out toward mars and engulfs the planet in flames. We’ll be energy beings by then with no corporeal bodies, intertwined in the great space dance. I personally can’t wait.
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
1 post
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
5 posts
“History has shown us that strength may be useless when faced with terrorism.”
—Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard, Star Trek: The Next Generation (1987-1994)
Just you wait and see
There’s this 60-something year old guy who comes into my store and his name is Charlie Brown. When he first came in he even had that squashed baseball cap from the comics. Tonight clinched it for me though. He got a bunch of junk food and claimed they were for his dog. I think it was really him guys.
Random thoughts as I'm supposed to be sleeping..
I wonder if Herman’s Head is on Netflix. Fuck you brain
